Okay lets get this over with. My name is-
Oh. We've already done this before lol.

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Anywho i'm making sure you know that im still alive.
I've been having serious pest problems lately...
It started with flies, i killed 13 ( bad omen? lol ) on my window and ended up figuring out later that they had come from a dead rat outside. :(
The day before yesterday i ended up finding a swarm of ants living under my bed, each an inch long. I sealed it up to find multiple black widows had been feasting the whole time.
I got so pissed i used the lysol-lighter combonation on 'em.
Sooooooo blissful...

:)

In the beggining...

...there was a cat named skittles.

jk

As you can see this is the first post. And... my first blog altogether- so i dont expect to have to many followers. Even the really bored ones.

I should properly introduce myself.
My name is 'Okihay' and I've lived... basically two decades (age hidden lol) and have been wandering through just about every Religion, (none of which i have grown fond of) Politics, (which I think should be reviewed, because OMG) and Comedy. ( the three of them never go well, as i have learned )

This blog retells the events and ovservations i have made in the course of my life.

( i shouldn't spill every story in one post though lol)